Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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