College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
