you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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