D3 body, D1 cock
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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