I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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