Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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