I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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