Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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