I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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