she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize