Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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