I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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