Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
try to milk me bitch
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