Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
