This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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