Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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