gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Im part way to drunk.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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