I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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