we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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