Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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