You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
