That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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