i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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