Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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