Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The beers last night were like the tears from god
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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