google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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