You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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