Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
