If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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