I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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