you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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