STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
