great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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