i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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