i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
