Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
