it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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