spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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