Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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