Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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