so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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