Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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