you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
