Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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