Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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