how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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