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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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