His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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