hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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