it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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