I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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