How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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