what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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