dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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